Dear BB18 Cast, Here's Why You Were Evicted

            You know how there are these games that are just impossible to win? They have almost no strategy to them and it relies solely on luck, and winning or lose doesn’t depend on the player. Well, Big Brother is not one of those games. If you are evicted, you can be pretty damn sure you did something to cause that to happen. Whether that be not campaigning enough, campaigning too much, being mean, being too friendly. There is usually a rhyme or reason behind each eviction. My first blog was about the flaws of those still playing the game. This blog will be about the flaws of those already evicted. So let’s dive on in.

             Glenn: You were evicted because of not winning a competition. I don’t think you would’ve won regardless, but as of now, I can’t really say anything. (Shocking, right?)

               Jozea: You called yourself a “messiah” with a straight face. Hello Delusional, my name is no shit the houseguests chose to evict you.

            Victor: Because of the Battle Back you were allowed into the competition. But since at one point you were evicted, I’ll still include you in this list. 1.) You chose the losing side and became the best friend of the “messiah”. Then, 2.) Even when you know you were on the outs, you paraded your competition win and essentially announced that they would have to backdoor you. Doesn’t take a genius to figure out that was the wrong move.

            Bronte: You were the victim of not being close to the right people. Throughout your short tenure, you made alliances with all of the wrong people. The messiah, Beevis(Victor), and Butthead(Paul), were one alliance. And the almost moronic spy girls were your other alliance. In theory, this could’ve worked, except this was the side immediately getting picked off. The second Jozea left, you should’ve sucked up the fact that you couldn’t champion girl power and started sucking up to the power boys of the house, dumb (Paulie) and dumber (Corey). 

              Tiffany: You already had a huge hurtle to climb looking so much like your sister. However, Paulie has proven that that doesn’t mean you have to be evicted. You had nonstop emotional blowups that made it so that you would never not be a liability, to both your alliances and your enemies. No one wants to work with that. 

               Frank: This one pains me to write as you were the one I was originally rooting for to win. While you upped your strategy came compared to season 14, other things fell behind. Your competition game was too strong too early with 2 wins in 3 weeks, which made the other strong guys fear you. Basically, this lost you the game, since the girls were already against you for fairly petty emotional reasons. Also, talking to only Bridgette for most of her HOH reign clearly came off sketchy and isolating to the rest of the house. There’s a reason why the best Big Brother players, even when they were HOH, mostly hung out downstairs.

                 DaVonne: You know this eviction could have been avoided. Out of all of the houesguests, you did have a gift of perceiving what was going on. You know who is with who, and you know when you are in trouble. But, you clearly have no freaking clue what to do with those perceptions. Then even with that lack in your game, you became so fixated on getting Frank out that that tunnel vision made you sketchy to every other member in the house. You sacrificed your game to try and get him out. No one suspected you until you started trying to turn people against him. Let other people come up with the ideas, especially when you already have a reputation from last year as being a pot stirrer.

           P.S. Focus more on how to convince people to keep you, not how to make your diary rooms sassier. 

       So there you have it, those are the main reasons why these contestants have already been evicted on big brother. Sure, there were likely more. Some of these players were pretty horrible, but I’ve found that these major reasons are the ones that really sealed the deal. Here’s to hoping that if any of these people return, they’ll actually learn from these mistakes.

      Dear God, maybe I shouldn’t have said that, I don’t want 6/7 of them to return.

Have a great day!