Last week was the dark part before the dawn with the
heroes(tv watchers) feeling like things were not going our way. Paulie was
saved and all of a sudden we started thinking of every worse possible scenario
that could see him regaining his power position. Thankfully, King Paulie remained
deposed and we can turn our attention to the VERY entertaining episode that we
got to watch as a result.
The night starts off with Big Brother airing the fight which
helped cement Zakiyah going home. Natalie, being the sweet girl that she is,
told Zakiyah all of the bad things Paulie had been saying about Natalie and
Zakiyah. Heck, Natalie didn’t even share the worst things that Paulie said,
which I’m not gonna repeat here because they are seriously gross and offensive.
Zakiyah, being as delusional as she is, immediately shares everything with
Paulie. This makes him angry as he prepares to hulk smash the entire house. Out
of nowhere, he decides to threaten Natalie and then make a remark about how she
is as fake as her breasts are. Natalie, to her credit, just says ok and walks
away. But, that’s not it. Paulie continues to trash talk her even after
Bridgette and James say how disgusted they are with him for it. Aka WHEN THE
SWING VOTES TELL YOU TO STOP, YOU STOP. Paulie talked himself into a corner by
insulting James’s crush. Don’t mess with
a Texas man’s cheerleader. James landing a cheerleader is as rare as the
Cowboys winning a game without Tony Romo, He isn’t going to blow it.
Paul also decides to go poo poo on his PP alliance and throw
Paulie to the wolves. He even says he’ll win HOH if it means he can throw
Paulie’s butt up himself. Damn, Paul has grown on me so much I no longer flinch
upon hearing the word friendship. The PTSD is clearing up. Now if only Paul
will pay the therapist bill.
Next, its HOH time. The HOH competition is one where two
houseguests each round compete to answer a question first about a board of
squirrel pictures. The person who is last to get the answer is eliminated,
while the winner then gets to pick who goes up against each other in the next
round until a winner is crowned. Victor wins and Paul immediately gets to work
on convincing him to put up Paulie and Corey. I immediately get to work on my
celebration party for Thursday’s eviction. CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!
And The You suck moment of the comp goes to…
JAMES for the billionth time. He has won this every time
since I started remarking on it. He gets it this time for his stupid choice of
who to make face off next to each other. You want Paulie not to win the Hoh.
You want Nicole not to win the HOH. So what does a person with a brain do? You
should have put Nicole and Paulie. But no, you do Nicole and Paul. Yeah you
thought Paul could beat her, but you shouldn’t have even risked it when you
didn’t have to. You could’ve guaranteed one of them was eliminated and THEN
have the other go up against Paul.
In a move shocking no one, especially since no alternatives
were shown, Victor nominates Corey and Paulie. Paulie immediately begins crying
because he and his butt buddy are on the block together and if Corey goes, it’s
not like his beard is in the house any more to flirt with. I can’t wait to see
how Paulie spins his tears as ok when he has ragged on every girl in the house
for being emotional.
And worst player of the episode goes to…
Paulie. He essentially went from being Marlon Brando in The
Godfather to the dead horse’s head. This is what happens children when you
overplay only because you are a narcissist.
And best player of the episode goes to...
Paul. He knows how to play both sides until when he knows
the trigger has to be pulled. Ladies and gentlemen THIS is the meaning of the
word floater. Not what Rachel Reily incorrectly said it was ruining the term
for the new generation of big brother viewers. Floater has nothing to do with
competition wins. A floater is a person who switches alliances every week based
on who is in power. Paul stuck with Paulie until he was no longer in power, and
then went to who was. And now I’d argue he’s the top dog with the best chances
of winning. Moral of the story, don’t be like Rachel Reily, know the meaning of
what you are saying. He gets bonus points for knowing my number one tip of if
you don’t need to win a competition, don’t, when he shared that he wanted to
let Victor win once it came down to the two of them. Maybe we can have
friendship now Paul. Maybe. P.S. This picture is a result of something really funny that will happen on Wednesday's episode so tune in for that.
As always, I hope you
enjoy your day and let me know what you think of the recap.
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