Thursday, October 20, 2016

Survivor 33 Recap "To Idol or Not To Idol? That Is The Question"


  Previously on Survivor, David used an idol in a big move that everyone is unsure about. This episode that move was erased by a tribal swap. You know what else has been erased? Firefighters. As in the firefighters that were supposed to come to our house this morning and install a new fire alarm for our malfunctioning ones. The firefighters I got up really early for. I’m not bitter at all, but like David, I’m questioning my decision to get up on time. Let’s dive on in to the episode.

  After last tribal’s idol blindside, David is starting to regret his move. He saved a person who essentially no one cared too much about saving. He worries that the damage wasn’t worth the reward. You know who it did reward? Ken. Jessica immediately runs to him crying and apologizes for doubting his honest soul. She then tells him of the legacy advantage that she possesses and that if she were to go, she would give it to him. While Ken is a nice guy, so he won’t abuse this knowledge, I sure would have. You mean I get an advantage if you are voted out? Well, I might just want to get others to vote you out, but keep the betrayal secret and get the reward. Ken, being a better person than me, just sees it as building up trust between them again.

  Since the idol was used, GenX knows another idol can now be found on the beach. This starts the mad rush for a person to be able to find it. David has an advantage in that he already knows that the idol will be hidden into something that has a special symbol on it. I do feel that the producers should have alternated between having a symbol show it, and not having a symbol, because that is a pretty unfair advantage for David to have. However, this idol was in plain sight of Sunday and Cece and they missed it. Therefore, I’m not too mad that David saw it and had to be patient until he could grab it. Damn this boy is lucky.  I’m starting to come around on the little rat.

  Instead of a reward challenge this week, Jeff decides to spring some news on the players. There will be a tribe swap. But, there will be 3 tribes instead of two now. I’m thrilled because there is a chance for Figgy and Taylor to be broken up. I even wrote a song in its honor.

“Figgy and Taylor are broken up
This season now won’t suck
About them, no one gives a ….”

  And then I was cut off by my screams because the two in fact ended up on the same tribe. One note about the tribe swap, the new third tribe instead of having a camp to go back to, has to completely start from scratch again. I find this incredibly unfair even with them being allowed an extra member. They have to waste what little energy they still have building a shelter all over again and starting a fire that the other tribes get to already enjoy. Michaela is rightfully pissed and says she wants to flick Jeff off. I feel you. I feel you. The three tribes now are purple, green, and orange. I know they have tribal names, but they are honestly usually hard to remember and it’s easy to just associate them with their color. On the purple tribe, Ken and Jessica are a pair, Figgy and Taylor are a pair, with Adam in the middle. On the orange tribe, it’s fairly even with no strong alliances. Green also has no strong alliances already there. 

  As they adjust to their new tribes, Brett makes a GenX metaphor. I’m done with that. Then Jay makes a millennial reference. I’m done with that too. Jay is also acting really overconfident which is never a good sign for someone’s longevity in the game. Figgy finally wakes up her brain and realizes that her and Taylor should start downplaying their showmance. Taylor and his friend are very upset. Taylor apparently has never seen a competitive reality show in his life to know that showmances very rarely work out. When they do, it’s because everyone in the season had a pair like BB18, or because people in that season were incredibly stupid. Adam sees this opportunity to cozy up with Ken and keep his options open to flip on his fellow millennials.

  Over on the orange tribe, Zeke and Chris bond over their Oklahoma connection. I think Zeke might have cried finding out Chris was his “idol” that played on the Sooners team. Chris tells Zeke not to worry and that he will turn on the Gen Xers and Cece will go. Cece should’ve gone a long time ago due to her poor challenge performance, but better late than never.

  On to the immunity challenge where each player had to dive to get a buoy, swim it to a platform, repeat that 5 times, and then get those 5 buoys into a basketball hoop contraption. Last tribe to succeed goes to tribal council. Green and Purple win and are safe from tribal. Orange is going to tribal mainly due to David and Cece’s horrendous performances. 

  Chris trying to solidify trust tells David that the plan is to vote out Cece and not one of the millennials. In theory, this is a decent move. It builds trust and gives David a chance to show you loyalty. However, because David has the idol there is always a chance this could blow up. David agrees to the plan. However, Michelle almost screws it all up and proves she’s not as great of a player as everyone thought she was. She doesn’t trust that Cece is the target, goes to try to work with her, and spews that she wants David gone. Sweetheart, when the options are you or Cece, you don’t introduce a 3rd variable! Furthermore, that 3rd variable should never be over-paranoid David who is known to screw people over if he feels scared. There’s no way that she hadn’t heard of his paranoia from Chris by then. Of course, Cece rats her out to David and he starts questioning if he should use his idol again. Instead of GenX vs. Millennial, this season really should be called “Idol vs. No Idol”. 

  Yet again at tribal, Michelle presses her luck by explicitly saying David should go home. She says this knowing that she will be voting Cece’s name down. Have you ever watched this show? If you call someone out, you call out the person leaving. Or, in a wiser move, you never mention a person’s name. She’s lucky David decided to prioritize trust with Chris and vote out Cece instead. This was the smart move, he has an idol still, and he is showing that his betrayals are a thing of the past and not a normal occurrence.


Best Player

Yet again, no one made any outstanding plays that warrant them this award. I’d say this was between Chris and David, but I’ll give it to David because he still has an idol. Also, I know he's gotten this a lot. Its really only because he's gone to tribal so often that he gets more screen time for me to evaluate whether he should get best player. Since we don't have live feeds like in Big Brother, that's all I have to go off of.  

Worst Player

Michelle. For the reasons stated above, she has put herself on the bottom of her tribe because if David is in trouble, he can simply use his idol to send her out instead.


Favorite Player

 Ken.  He probably will be my favorite this whole season so I might just get rid of this segment.





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